Merrill Markoe Quotes


Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for a skateboarding competition while you are dressed to go to a nice restaurant, this is not a good sign.


Citations

Markoe, Merrill. Merrill Markoe's Guide to Love. Fawcett Columbine, 1997.

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  • Born: August 13, 1948
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Author, Screenwriter

Merrill Markoe is an American author, television writer, and occasional standup comedian.