Most people laugh at situations rather than a tagline anyway.
Have you ever noticed when people stop laughing, they say, 'Oh dear?'
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.
The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.
I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
I still like farts. I still think farts are some of the funniest things.
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.
The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.
My dad makes me hiss with laughter.
I've had a lot of hilarious things happen to me.
You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?
I think 'lunch' is one of the funniest words in the world.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
I think I will die laughing.
Especially when you deal with comedy, you have got to be really honest because it's the honesty and the spontaneity that causes people to chuckle, that catches people.
When I say something funny, I don't laugh.
Believe me, there is nothing more rewarding than making Peter Jackson chuckle.
It's difficult to differentiate between a story that's humorous and clever and one that actually makes people laugh out loud.
I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
the announcement that you are going to tell a good story (and the chuckle that precedes it) is always a dangerous opening.