Appropriate Conduct Quotes

Yes, I am not well-behaved.

Parties are only bad when a fight breaks out, when men fight over women or vice versa. Someone takes a fall, an ambulance comes, and the police arrive. If you can avoid those things, pretty much all behaviour is acceptable.

You mustn't upstage the bride.

Everybody is welcome to come to dinner, but there's going to be the adult table and the kids' table. Whiny people who want to throw food and make noise and interrupt and be rude and act like children, they can sit at the kids' table.

I like to think I'm like the guy who goes to the office Christmas party Friday night, insults some people, but still has his job Monday morning.

I've never been one to throw clubs, break clubs, or use bad language on the golf course. I've played with golfers who've done that, and I really hate to see it. If I did something like that, my dad would come get the putter and hit me upside the head with it. I knew better.

Decency cannot be discussed without indecency!

Masses are rude, lame, unmade, pernicious in their demands and influence, and need not to be flattered but schooled.

If you want to see me again, don't bring signs saying "Trudeau is a pig" and don't bring signs that he hustles women, because I won't talk to you. I didn't get into politics to be insulted. And don't throw wheat at me either. If you don't stop that, I'll kick you right in the ass

Solemnity is proper in church, but things that are proper in church are not necessarily proper outside, and vice versa. For example, I can say a prayer while washing my teeth, but that does not mean I should wash my teeth in church.

Don't misunderstand good manners for passivity.

I've always declined to speak about things I don't think are anybody's business, and what I always get from the interviewers is, 'Well, you know, we have to ask those things.' I say, 'Well, maybe you do, but I don't have to answer them.'

There was one director who crossed the line. I scolded him so much that he later never tried anything.

I should have never allowed myself to be as familiar with my staff as I was.

If you behave like a stupid moron, you're going to get called out by me.

If you cannot conduct yourself with propriety, give place to those who can.

We have defined decency down.

Whenever I'm doing anything romantic with an actor, or if there's a director around, I never want anybody's wife to feel threatened by me.

Discipline socialized children. They became tolerable to those who didn’t already love them.

I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue.

I'm a mama's boy because everything I do is with respect to my mother. I won't do a movie or a video that would bring disrespect to my mother.

I don't do any vulgar movements.

I would consider my dad a pretty patient guy, but there was no tolerance for spoiled behavior.

I understand why biting is seen so badly.

Good manners require space and time.