Megyn Kelly Quotes

We have a saying in Guns N' Roses: 'When somebody's gonna get yelled at, they're gonna get the corn.'

I don’t want you to be a laughing stock … a circus where we just throw people out the minute they make a tough decision. Don’t do this. Don’t do this.

… to escape censure a man must pass his whole life without saying or doing one ill or foolish thing.

Let's not be afraid to speak the common sense truth: you can't have high standards without good discipline.

I once called the head of a network a liar. In hindsight, I should have called him an incompetent liar.

I'm not 18 anymore, so I'm not into starting unnecessary beefs. It's tacky.

We all have to take responsibility for what we say and do.

Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate you; rebuke a wise man, and he will love you.

Punish the first insult: because an insult unpunished is the parent of many others.

We must not say every mistake is a foolish one.

You ask me why I air your dirty laundry, but you do not ask yourself why you soil it to begin with.

It was surprising to me to hear a member question whether another member of the House was an adult. We're all adults in the House of Commons, and I think it diminishes us all to suggest otherwise.

I like to think I'm like the guy who goes to the office Christmas party Friday night, insults some people, but still has his job Monday morning.

I once said some mean things about someone, and they were standing right behind me. That experience taught me to never talk bad about anyone.

I think when you call someone out, you have to be ready.

I would consider my dad a pretty patient guy, but there was no tolerance for spoiled behavior.

If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.

Clean your finger before you point at my spots.

It's easier to make fun of things that people can help doing.

What Joe Hamilton lacked more than anything else in the world was some one to kick him. Many a man who might have lived decently and become a fairly respectable citizen has gone to the dogs for the want of some one to administer a good resounding kick at the right time. It is corrective and clarifying.

Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

I'm intelligent enough and capable enough to understand that you are ignorant, pompous, egotistical, cretin. I'm going to crush you on here because I'm tired of hearing about it.

Reserve is the truest expression of respect towards those who are its objects.

We know you have a great mind and all, Mother, but you don’t have much sense.