Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?
Dirty pony, I can't wait to hose you down.
We've got eight dogs, a cat, a turtle, kids... yeah we have a lot of dogs. It's a lot of fur, it's a lot of poop... and that's not even counting Robbie. He's the hairiest most feral animal of all.
Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
You can manicure a cat but can you caticure a man?
The cat, covered in dust and standing on its hind legs, bowed to Margarita. Round its neck it was now wearing a made-up white bow tie on an elastic band, with a pair of ladies’ mother-of-pearl binoculars hanging on a cord. It had also gilded its whiskers.
When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
Man and other civilized animals are the only creatures that ever become dirty.
One thing about cats: They are extremely clean animals.
If you watch a fly on, say, a coffee table, you'll see that they're rubbing their little legs together to groom themselves; they're actually quite clean creatures.
He marvelled at the fact that the cats had two holes cut in their fur at precisely the spot where their eyes were.
