Alligators Quotes

Well, I'm wrestling alligators.

Turn the goddam music up! My heart feels like an alligator!

Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody!

People wrestle alligators but not once has someone done it without an audience.

Feed the alligators and you get bigger alligators.

I'll talk about the Everglades at the drop of a hat.

I love bayou life.

On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.

The Marquis sighed. "I thought it was just a legend," he said. "Like the alligators in the sewers of New York City." Old Bailey nodded, sagely: "What, the big white buggers? They're down there. I had a friend lost a head to one of them." A moment of silence. Old Naeiley handed the statue back to the Marquis. Then he raised his hand, and snapped it, like a crocodile hand, at the Carabas. "It was OK," gurned Old Bailey with a grin that was most terrible to behold. "He had another.

Writing fantasy lets me imagine a great deal more than, say, writing about alligators, and lets me write about places more distant than Florida, but I can tell you things about Florida and alligators, let you make the connection all on your own.

It's hard, when you're up to your armpits in alligators, to remember you came here to drain the swamp.

It’s so hard for me to sit back here in this studio, looking at a guy out here, hollering my name!—When last year I spent more money, on spilled liquor, in bars from one side of this world to the other, than you made! You’re talking to the Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, kiss stealing, whoa! wheelin dealin’, limosuine riding, jet flying son of a gun and I’m having a hard time holding these alligators down!

When you get into Louisiana, it really is like a different country in a lot of ways. The plants you see are a little different, like the weeping willows and the cypress trees that come up out of the bayou. And it's steamy hot.

Donald Trump is my leader. And if he decides to drop the swamp and the alligator, I will drop the swamp and the alligator.

I grew up in Mobile, Alabama - somebody's got to be from Mobile, right? - and Mobile sits at the confluence of five rivers, forming this beautiful delta. And the delta has alligators crawling in and out of rivers filled with fish and cypress trees dripping with snakes, birds of every flavor.

… a hermaphrodite government, half military, half republican, representing the alligators and the frogs of Louisiana

Not much is known about alligators. They don't train well. And they're unwieldy and rowdy to work with in laboratories.