Chris Rock Quotes

I think Cate Blanchett is fabulous - she just shines in everything she does - and I'm a big Susan Sarandon fan.

People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something.

I care about what I look like on the red carpet.

There's not many comedy characters that make me laugh as much as The Rock does; it's nice to have a big muscly guy being funny and stupid.

I'm not only a rapper, I'm an entertainer.

Andy Dick is so gay, he thinks Margaret Cho is funny.

I danced with Courtney Act, which was absolutely fantastic.

I love to have a band, but dancers are my priority because I really want a show, you know?

Some of my favorites include 'Walking the Room' and 'Never Not Funny' and 'FitzDog Radio', Greg Fitzsimmons' podcast.

I'm thrilled at the continued success of the 'Big Show.'

I think Matt Shively is one of the funniest humans in the world.

It was a pleasure to play in Houston.

I'm a big fan of Louis CK - I think he's a master of standup.

Cole Sprouse is the quirkiest, kindest guy.

I love marching bands.

There's nothing like a event at The Garden.

Music and the WWE go hand-in-hand.

A lot of people didn't know I was doing Broadway. They thought I was one of those guys who was famous for being famous. I was the one who sat next to Charles Nelson Reilly and said funny things.

Back when Sammy Davis, Jr. and Dean Martin were doing roasts, they were all friends. They knew each other's children, each other's wives, each other's families. It wasn't about being disrespectful. It was about being funny.

We're gonna give you a great show.

Dave Chappelle - he's one of my favorite icons. I can't think of anyone who's funnier.

I was so happy to be able to be a part of Broadway Bares and had the best time ever!

WrestleMania is amazing.

It's very rare to be able to do a show where the most important thing is being funny.

The very first time I went to Madison Square Garden, I went to see the circus.