David Letterman Quotes

Any time you have loose ballots, you have to worry about shenanigans. It's a shame such a hard-fought election has to come down to something like this.

I think we need to start with Philadelphia and make sure that we actually get some election reform in Philadelphia. Actually, a recent election was thrown out by a federal judge because of corruption with the voting process in Philadelphia.

The total bogus voters in Dera Bassi might be several thousand.

I don't doubt a number of those ballots, of those votes that were cast for me, probably were intended for Vice President Gore.

It's clear enough that there was substantial fraud in Ohio, thus delivering the Electoral College vote for President Bush.

So go ahead with your program, President Trump. That why the people voted for you -- except the majority of them didn't.

Facts have come to light that indicate that a pivotal, close election was likely changed through voter fraud on Nov. 8, 2016: New Hampshire's U.S. Senate Seat, and perhaps also New Hampshire's four electoral college votes in the presidential election.

And when a few noncitizens vote, those can swing a close election.

After we testified before the Credentials Committee in Atlantic City, their Mississippi representative testified also. He said I got 600 votes but when they made the count in Mississippi, I was told I had 388 votes. So actually it is no telling how many votes I actually got.

I think I present an overwhelming case that these five justices were up to no good, and they deliberately set out to hand the election to George Bush.

It's the concept of having a computer voting machine that bothers me, more so than the specific poor implementation that we have from Diebold.

You constantly hear about voter fraud... but you don't see huge amounts of vote fraud out there.

Election victories increasingly depend on factors other than who votes, or tries to vote, and for whom. In 2000, the presidency was awarded by the Supreme Court, pre-empting the count of thousands of Florida votes.

Elections are rarely perfect.

The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among some Republicans if Gore had won or if Ralph Nader had won or if Satan had won.

Given that Mr. Kerry is clearly exaggerating what happened to minority voters in the 2000 election in Florida, maybe we should wait for him to provide evidence of what he is alleging in 2004.

I think there can be some disagreement as to whether Kerry really won Wisconsin or not.

I think everybody knows that on November 7th more people voted for Al Gore than George Bush, a fact that has been documented time and time again.

We're like a Third World country when it comes to some of our election practices.

And I think within the pages of The Betrayal of America I think I present an overwhelming case that these five justices were up to no good, and they deliberately set out to hand the election to George Bush.

Democrats tend to always encourage people to vote – whether they are alive or dead.

No election in the United States is wholly free from human or machine error.

The elections were not free and fair. Many people had registered more than once, and voted several times. Often, men with guns had forced people to vote for Karzai; they had also tried to intimidate me during my election campaign.

At every election dishonest candidates were preferred by the people

… we have had many, many cases of non-citizens registered to vote prior to our new legislation.