Jeff Foxworthy Quotes


You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!


Citations

Foxworthy, Jeff. Totally Committed. Warner Bros. Records, 1998.

Related Quotes

Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
  • Born: September 6, 1958
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Jeffrey Marshall Foxworthy is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, television personality, radio personality and author. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based on his redneck jokes, as well as an autobiography entitled No Shirt, No Shoes... No Problem!