Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I come up with the silliest excuses when it's time to work out. I'll be like, 'Oh no! Now I have to go and find some socks.'

You ever find yourself being lazy for no reason at all? Like, you pick up your mail, you go in your house, you realize you have a letter for a neighbor. You ever just look at the letter and go "Hm. Looks like they're never getting this. It'll take too much energy to go back outside. I'm gonna get that to them later on. Right now I gotta watch some 'Love Connection.' They got some new host on there."

The first thing I did on my diet was take the batteries out of the remote control and make myself get up and change the channel. That's probably the hardest exercise I did.

Everyone confesses that exertion which brings out all the powers of body and mind is the best thing for us; but most people do all they can to get rid of it, and as a general rule nobody does much more than circumstances drive them to do.

My idea of working out is going upstairs in my apartment.

Lumpy and lazy; I aspired to lethargy. In the second year of university, I missed half my classes just because I couldn't pull myself out of bed.

I hardly ever work out.

I don't like to work out, and I get bored easily.

I'm too lazy to work out.

When I don't feel like working, I don't.

If you don't want to sweat, stay on the couch.

Mae, he made me go out for a run," Jamie called out. "Tell him I don't run!" "Jamie and I are lilies of the field. We toil not, neither do we jog," Mae informed Nick.

This walking business is overrated: I mastered the art of doing it when I was quite small, and in any case, what are taxis for?

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

Whenever I feel the need to take some exercise I lie down until the feeling goes away.

My ambition is handicapped by laziness

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

What is undeniable is that when comforts and convenience sap our energies and idealism, inactivity secretes sloth in to our minds like a poison in the blood.

I'm lazy but generally task oriented so having a hoop to jump through means eventually I'll make the effort.

I can be very lazy sometimes. Really lethargic!

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

I am the worlds laziest writer.

It's not going to be enough, until I get out of my chair and walk.

I fear my enthusiasm flags when real work is demanded of me.