Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Humanity is constitutionally lazy.

The present generation, wearied by its chimerical efforts, relapses into complete indolence. Its condition is that of a man who has only fallen asleep towards morning: first of all come great dreams, then a feeling of laziness, and finally a witty or clever excuse for remaining in bed.

Human nature is above all things lazy.

Of all the cankers of human happiness, none corrodes with so silent, yet so baneful a tooth as indolence.

I'm just generally lazy.

That destructive siren, sloth, is ever to be avoided.

Nobody has ever thought himself to death. The chief danger confronting us is not age. It is laziness, sloth, routine, stupidity, - forcing their way in like wind through the shutters, seeping into the cellar like swamp water.

Laziness is built deep into our nature.

I'm like the laziest person who ever lived. It's amazing to me I even sit up.

I'm very lazy, I hate to work.

You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, "Ah, guess I'm not watching TV. I'm not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I'll go to the gym if I'm going to work out."

So fixed are our spirits in slothfulness and cold indifference that we seldom overcome so much as one evil habit.

I look upon indolence as a sort of suicide.

It is a mistake to imagine, that the violent passions only, such as ambition and love, can triumph over the rest. Idleness, languid as it is, often masters them all; she influences all our designs and actions, and insensibly consumes and destroys both passions and virtues.

I hate, simply, to work. I just hate to work, period. I am profoundly slothful. Practically inert.

My ambition is handicapped by laziness

One who does not rouse themself when it is time to rise, who, though capable, is full of sloth, whose will and thought are weak, that lazy and idle person will never find their way to true knowledge.

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.

I can be very lazy sometimes. Really lethargic!

The easiest thing to do in the world is pull the covers up over your head and go back to sleep.

I am the worlds laziest writer.

Lumpy and lazy; I aspired to lethargy. In the second year of university, I missed half my classes just because I couldn't pull myself out of bed.

I know how deeply slothful I am.

When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away.

Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.