Franz Grillparzer Quotes

Let me show you how it's done... Loser!

Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

I've been called worse things by better people.

I'm not angry or anything at Sonnen, but I will say one thing - I hope nobody gets offended; I don't wanna sound disgusting, and I am certainly not fan of any anthropologic theories - but you can see on that guy's face that he is limited and stupid, and his IQ is not higher than the size of the shoes he's wearing.

I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.

Isn't it the sweetest mockery to mock our enemies?

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

I’m ready any time you want to repeat the stupid question.

You are a daft race. Begone!

As for the calumnies, the insults, the angry cries outside, let them go on building up—no matter what height they reach, it will still fall short of my contempt.

When we want to say something negative to somebody we say, 'Aww, you're so crazy.'

I don't throw shade at anybody like, 'You sound like me.'

I'm Keith," he said, "and you're . . . clearly mad, but what's your name?

Sandy: Boy, you must really think I'm stupid or something. Jeff: Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face.

Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?

If I say you're a goatherd's son, you say, 'Yes, Lord Ralon.'" Alanna gasped with fury. "I'd as soon kiss a pig! Is that what you've been doing-kissing pigs? Or being kissed?

In a calm, clear voice, she suggested that the wyrsa in question could do several highly improbable, athletically difficult and possibly biologically impractical things involving its own mother, a few household implements, and a dead fish.

Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.

Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang)

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?