Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

If some thug breaks into my home I can use my roundhouse kick, but I prefer he look down the barrel of my gun.

My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have them are... the ones breaking into your house.

I do like to have guns around. I don't like to carry them. But I like - if somebody is going to come into my house and I have not put out the welcome mat, I want to stop them.

Every honest citizen, man or woman, if they want to have a weapon in their homes - depending on certain criteria - should be able to have one.

I ask the question all the time of people that are on the anti-gun side. And I say, OK, if you're in a situation like the tragedy and the murderous rage in San Bernardino and you're in a room like that, would you want somebody that knew how to use a firearm and had one with them, or if somebody breaks into your house, what are you going to do if they are armed and you are not? And there's not a good answer. There's no good answer except you're a sitting duck for the most part if you're not armed.

If you try to break into my house, you will be severely lacerated and possibly electrocuted, and I'm fine with that. Because if you're breaking into my house, you're on your own.

I sleep with my gun on my bedside table. I live alone; it is my protection and makes me feel safer.

For target shooting, that's okay. Get a license and go to the range. For defense of the home, that's why we have police departments.

When a criminal breaks into your home I'll let the liberals call the lawyer. I'm going to call Smith & Wesson.

I actually had an experience where I thought somebody was breaking into my house. That's got to be the most terrified I've ever been in my life. I don't know if that's saying much. The fear, especially as a female in a house by yourself, was horrible.

Free men and women have the right to own a gun to protect their home.

Gun owners are not buying firearms because they anticipate a confrontation with the government. Rather, we anticipate confrontations where the government isn't there - or simply doesn't show up in time.

It is a scary world out there, and believe me that if someone were to try to come into my house, I want to be able to protect myself.

If you are foolish enough to defend your own home against burglary, expect to be arrested, fingerprinted, DNA-swabbed, and probably charged.

If you live in America, you need a gun, and I am not very fast with a gun, so I think I would walk out very quickly.

The need for self-defense naturally exists outside and inside the home, I would hold the 2nd Amendment applies outside the home.

I have a beautiful little Smith & Wesson, 9 millimeter, and it goes with me virtually everywhere. But I do believe in the right to carry, and I believe in the right to defend myself and my family - whether it's from an intruder or whether it's from the government, should they decide that my rights are no longer important.

Guys, gals, now hear this: No one wants to take away your hunting rifles. No one wants to take away your shotguns. No one wants to take away your revolvers, and no one wants to take away your automatic pistols, as long as said pistols hold no more than ten rounds. If you can't kill a home invader (or your wife, up in the middle of the night to get a snack from the fridge) with ten shots, you need to go back to the local shooting range.

Why do people carry guns? Protection, right? To protect me and myself. Whether it's home protection or street protection.

If you come into my house, I'm going to fight much more viciously to get you out than if we were on a neutral piece of land.

We will never disarm any American who seeks to protect his or her family from fear and harm.

I'm going to have my 40 and my AR.If you're in San Bernardino, and God forbid somebody's there - if I'm in that room, I want a Sheriff Clarke there that's armed or a Bo Dietl that's armed or Katie Pavlich or Sean Hannity armed. And I don't understand why people don't understand that. That's simple to me. It's common sense.

A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.