Jean Kerr Quotes

I've got to watch my back, so I can't put on too much weight.

Weight is just not a hot button. In fact, during my life, it probably should have been on my radar screen a bit more. I look back at work photos and am shocked. Was I eating the people I was interviewing?! Good Lord, I was big.

As a late teenager, I had some puppy fat on me, and I noticed that I could put on weight. I have always been very disciplined because my mother was very beautiful, a very pretty woman, but she was immobilised by obesity. At her biggest, she was about 17 stone. And she was always on some sort of fad diet.

Not only am I at a decent fighting weight already, I don't let myself balloon anymore. I let myself get up to 280, 290 before. I can't believe I let myself do that.

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

For 24 years of my adult life, by choice I weighed well over 200 lbs. I say by choice because you see I have never accidentally eaten anything.

There are less than 1 per cent of anorexic girls, but there more than 30 per cent of girls in France - I don't know about England - that are much, much overweight. And it is much more dangerous and very bad for the health.

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!

Because I was always a fat child, I got fatter and fatter, and I ended up 18 stone and with a 40-inch waist.

It's a well-known fact that the TV camera adds 10 pounds. I don't want to say that I've been calling my Jenny Craig consultant a lot, but I'm pretty sure I'm the first spokesperson whom they've considered filing a restraining order against.

I have an amazing metabolism. I'm sure that'll be gone one day. But I like to exercise, too, so I don't think I'll ever get really fat.

I don't want to get fat.

If you see 'Pollock,' I weighed almost 270 pounds.

I used to play in the front row, I could eat whatever I want - but I got up to 97 kilograms. And let's remember I'm five foot bloody nothing!

I couldn't have got any fatter; I was running out of clothes.

At 26 or 27, I was fatter than anyone.

I don't have a problem with being overweight. That's fine. But there's a thin line between being unhealthy and overweight.

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.

I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.

Also, I sort of let my appearance go, to the point where I was maybe ten to seventy pounds overweight.

[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.

Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections.

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.

They call me Ricky Fatton. Mind you I've had a lot on my plate recently. I got measured for this suit the other week. They measured my pants, jacket, top to bottom. Bloody hell Ricky you're a Mark F they said, a size up from a marquee.