John Cena Quotes

It's something like 70% of American adults are obese, and the rest of them are women on Ally McBeal.

She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.

A fat man is never so happy as when he is describing himself as "robust.

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.

I am 5ft 6in and weigh about 11 stone - about a stone overweight, but that's because of my brain.

Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them.

She's so fat, she's my two best friends.

I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.

I weighed 25 stone, and I didn't stand nine feet tall, so the weight didn't sit well on me. As big as a house? No. I was as big as an estate.

I'm 240, and I'm not fat.

My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror?

I'm 5'9" and have the body of an English person that doesn't know how to diet.

She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.

My doctor told me that I really should lose some weight. "You're mildly obese," he said. And I thought, "Well, who couldn't afford to lose 20 or 30 pounds?" He said, "Well, a person in your category." I said, "What is that category, doctor?" He said, "Well, you're what I call upwardly middle aged." And I said, "I forgive you for everything."

Have you ever seen that guy who has the record for fattest man in the world? Bob Hughes, the fattest man in the world... 1400 pounds. Ladies and gentlemen, the man has let himself go.

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic!

Overweight and obesity is the second leading cause of death, killing 300,000 people a year, There is not a miracle pill that will lead to weight loss.

There are less than 1 per cent of anorexic girls, but there more than 30 per cent of girls in France - I don't know about England - that are much, much overweight. And it is much more dangerous and very bad for the health.

I'm fat! There's nothing else to call it.

He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'