Body Mass Index Quotes

Lightweights are heavier and bigger than me. I walk around 166 pounds, and other lightweights come down from 198, so they are stronger than me.

My objective is to destroy anybody over 200 pounds, in the ring or out.

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

A runner needs not just to be skinny but - more specifically - to have skinny calves and ankles, because every extra pound carried on your extremities costs more than a pound carried on your torso. That's why shaving even a few ounces off a pair of running shoes can have a significant effect.

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.

A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.

A fat person lives shorter but eats longer.

Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.

[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.

A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good in fact, it's all I could think about on my jog to Dunkin' Donuts.

You can have size but to be physical is a different story.

Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections.

I want to lose weight because I want to be focused, meaning healthy.

I have lost 18 kg. Now if I lose anymore weight, I will vanish.

Trust me: I eat a lot. I am a big guy.

The bathroom scale knows nothing of extenuating circumstances.

It's something like 70% of American adults are obese, and the rest of them are women on Ally McBeal.

Your great puddin' of a son don' need fattin' anymore Dursley, don't worry

I have an amazing metabolism. I'm sure that'll be gone one day. But I like to exercise, too, so I don't think I'll ever get really fat.

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.

How big can we get before we get bad?

At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror?

I am 5ft 6in and weigh about 11 stone - about a stone overweight, but that's because of my brain.

My doctor told me that I really should lose some weight. "You're mildly obese," he said. And I thought, "Well, who couldn't afford to lose 20 or 30 pounds?" He said, "Well, a person in your category." I said, "What is that category, doctor?" He said, "Well, you're what I call upwardly middle aged." And I said, "I forgive you for everything."

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.