George Carlin Quotes

When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp.

I don't go around calling myself a fat girl. It doesn't feel fun to me.

'Curvy' is just a polite way of saying 'fat.'

We have to stop judging people who are struggling with their weight.

To call yourself 'plus size' is just a euphemism for being fat. Life is much easier when you're thinner. Big is not beautiful, of course a job comes down to how you look.

No one can make fun of overweight people in front of me!

She's so fat, she's my two best friends.

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

I've always thought of fat as just a descriptive word.

There is no such thing as a 'correct' weight for any particular height - they are only averages.

If someone calls you fat and you are fat, then it will be hurtful only if you feel you should not be fat.

A lot of women think being thin is the way to go, but I prefer to have some meat on my bones.

I was never one of those fat-victim people. I always have to address how much weight I lost, and people always realize then how fat I was.

My audience has accepted me for a long time as, you know, not a fat comedian but a comedian who happens to be fat. That's a huge difference.

I think there's a bias against fat people on network television.

Those who fat shame, I want to tell them being happy has nothing to do with body weight but how one leads his or her life.

Our weights fluctuate: Some people gain or lose, even friends who are average size. If I would say 'I'm fat,' my friends would say, 'Don't say that!' And I'd think, 'Are you offended, you can't handle the word? Or do you think I am embarrassed?'

I'm not fat. There's a difference between being big and being fat.

What's revolting is the body-positivity movement. What's revolting is this idea now that you can tell women they'll be happy and healthy at any size. Why? Because it tells women that you can be fat, and you can be unattractive, and you can be happy anyway. That's a lie.

I'm OK with being called plus size, I'm OK with being called fat. If someone is shouting that I'm fat in the street in a derogatory way, then obviously I'm not OK with that, but I'm comfortable using the adjective fat to describe myself, because I am fat.

It is silly to call fat people "gravitationally challenged", a self-righteous fetishism of language which is no more than a symptom of political frustration.

You think people hate a fat person? Try a fat person who's trying to get thin.

Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly.

I live in California, the worst place in the world for fat people. There are three of us. They have us on eight-hour shifts, so it works out.