Bill Cosby Quotes

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Staying at home with your kids is probably one of the hardest jobs, emotionally, physically and mentally.

I love my kids, they are amazing children, but they drive me bananas sometimes. And sometimes, I want to sell them on eBay... but I'm not going to.

You never want to have to give your child bad news of any kind.

Being a mom, I can't imagine my child not having a meal. That's hard to digest.

To have kids and not be there every night is tough.

It's harder to take care of kids than it is to make a movie.

I like other people's kids and being able to give them back when I want to.

I've always wanted to work with children, to help people, and to be funny.

If I'm stone-cold crazy because I have a hard time going to sleep at night because we have kids that go to bed hungry, then I'll be stone-cold crazy, and I'm OK with that.

All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard. I'll tell you what hard is. Try talking your girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion. Yeah, that's hard, that takes finesse. You're just inconvenienced.

I related so much to the responsibility of being a parent, the responsibility of "did you screw your kid up," the responsibility of letting your own parents down.

I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died.

It is my duty to be a father to my kids.

I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.

My two kids take a lot of my focus, which I'm grateful for.

If you have kids, in my opinion, your priorities better shift to them.

~We were on a family trip to Death Valley, and there were moments when my husband and I wanted to just leave the kids there - all the whining! You think that no other kid can do it as much as yours. When they're with friends, they're great; when they're in the car with just the family, it's maddening at times. But you adore them anyway.~

As marriage produces children, so children produce care and disputes; and wrangling.

Kids don't seem to recognize when they're hungry until they're starving and in the emergency zone, so I'm like, "Who wants some apple slices and cheese?"

We're in a tough situation because of teenage children, and then we have a 2-year-old and a 5-year-old, so my family and my responsibilities is sort of a juggle.

When you first have a baby your life doesn't change. I mean, you have a little less sleep and you drag these cuddly things around you and it's just amazing. But you still get to be you. Once they get to, like, five, six and school and it starts to get, like, 'Wow, they got real problems. They're my responsibility.' Oh my God. That is overwhelming.

No ordinary work done by a man is either as hard or as responsible as the work of a woman who is bringing up a family of small children; for upon her time and strength demands are made not only every hour of the day but often every hour of the night.

Kids ... Can't live with 'em ... Can't shoot 'em!

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.