I've got three kids, and those are mouths to feed.
One thing you can't do with babies, you can't give them steak.
A lizard is a perfect pet for a model. They only need feeding once a fortnight. And I'm always travelling, so it's perfect. If I had a dog, it would drop dead of starvation.
'We have to be back in three hours,' Ronan said. 'I just fed Chainsaw but she'll need it again.' 'This,' Gansey replied, 'is precisely why I didn't want to have a baby with you.'
I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.
Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!
I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died.
