Charles Churchill Quotes

The mind of a drunken fool is a useless tool.

Olivia: What's a drunken man like, fool? Feste: Like a drowned man, a fool, and a madman: one draught above heat makes him a fool; the second mads him; and a third drowns him.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

Misfortunes cannot suffice to make a fool into an intelligent man.

A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

At the third cup, wine drinks the man.

… a jackass in the original package. He is a poor drunken imbecile.

Wine is wont to show the mind of man.

Alas, sir, how fell you besides your five wits?" Malvolio: "Fool, there was never a man so notoriously abused. I am as well in my wits, fool, as thou art." Feste: "But as well? Then you are mad indeed, if you be no better in you wits than a fool.

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

Fools are not mad folks.

Other things being equal, it is better to be smart than to be stupid.

Stupidity is not my strong suit.

My cousin's a fool, and thou art another.

No, indeed; I don't know anything. You see, I am stuffed, so I have no brains at all.

It needs brains to be a real fool.

I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said.

He was one of the most supremely stupid men I have ever met. He taught me a great deal.

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

...the nose is generally the organ in which stupidity is most readily displayed.

When people drink, they talk, and talk is dangerous!

If I was drunk, I wouldn’t be here at all. And really, this is pretty good for four White Russians.” “White what?” I almost sat down but was afraid the chair might dematerialize beneath me. “It’s a drink,” he said. “You’d think I wouldn’t be into something named that—you know, considering my own personal experience with Russians. But they’re surprisingly delicious. The drinks, not real Russians.