Glenn Beck Quotes

I recognize a lot of the things I'm going through. Like, I lose my temper a lot and I become unhinged and kind of hysterical.

I don't know, in view of the situation and the act going where it was going, I don't know, the rage did go all over the place. It went to everybody in the room.

Anger is a short madness.

There were a coupla times when I had had it. And when I'm pushed to the limit, I scream.

I guess you can tease me about being a drama queen, because that did heighten the drama.

I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.

I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here.

We had all kinds of egomaniacs and crazies

That crack-brained harlequin and semi-lunatic, George Francis Train! He is as destitute of principle as he is of sense, and is fast gravitating toward a lunatic asylum. He may be of use in drawing an audience; but so would a kangaroo, a gorilla, or a hippopotamus.

I never want to see 'Hamlet' ever again! Never ever!

... if a person is to be unconventional, he must be amusing or he is intolerable: for, in the nature of the case, he guarantees you nothing but amusement. He does not guarantee you any of the little amenities by which society has assured itself that, if it must go to sleep, it will at least sleep in a comfortable chair.

I can measure the motion of bodies but I cannot measure human folly.

If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.

It was as hysterical as a woman having a hot flash.

I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over.

She's half mad and three parts drunk.

Sometimes I feel sure he is as mad as a hatter and then, just as he is at his maddest, I find there is a method in his madness.

There is no patience so terrible as that of the deranged.

Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. 'Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK!

Oh for the sweet humpin' love of Tink! ~ Jenks

A hysterical human? Who hadn't seen that before?

With a resigned shrug, she screamed and collapsed into a faint. She stayed resolutely fainted, despite the liberal application of smelling salts, which made her eyes water most tremendously, a cramp in the back of one knee, and the fact that her new ball gown was getting most awfully wrinkled.

You're dealing with a character who is, at some points, quite insane. And I hope that any wicked, dark sense of humor Eric exhibits comes out of the fact that he'd been pushed to the point where it seems quite sensible to say some of the ridiculous things he says.

It is sometimes pleasant even to act like a madman.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.