I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet for them. If they weren't covering their lawns with twinkling lights, they'd be doing something that was really, really creepy.
I am a Smedry, and we do ridiculous, unexpected, eccentric things like this all the time! Ha-ha!
Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
Sniff books like perfumes and wear books like hats upon your crazy heads.
If you want to see eccentricities, I'll be grotesque before your eyes.
I had my own little quirks as a child.
That's what we Americans do when we find a place that's really special. We go there and act exactly like ourselves. And we are a bunch of fun-loving dopes.
My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork.
My mom is a little bit eccentric. I mean, she does - she has a lot of unique ideas. For example, she thought that I should have a child with her last husband, Richard, because it would have nice eyes.
When I was little, whenever I got out of the shower, I never wanted to touch the floor because once you touch the floor, your feet are dirty again. So in the shower, I used to put my socks on already without drying them off.
I won't eat in a place that has suits of armor.
… there is a correlation between the creative and the screwball. So we must suffer the screwball gladly.
I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
Even now, I'm very superstitious, in silly ways. I always put my left boot on first. Or on set, I always tie my bow tie from right to left.
I live in Florida and people are crazy here. And I say that lovingly.
It is true that I do not wear shoes as the host of 'Bunk.' I want 'Bunk' to feel like there's a slight possibility that a confident homeless man just wondered into the studio and started hosting a game show.
I don't carry off 'quirky.'
I do a lot of strange things.
Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.
I do weird things, and people watch.
Many writers were picked on as children. Why? Because they were weird from the get-go. They were often to be found at the back of the class smelling erasers, or talking to caterpillars, or walking down the street with an encyclopedia balanced on their head.
My only saving grace is that I actually collect things that nobody else is interested in.
Eccentricity is originality that leads nowhere.
I don't make any pretense about being normal. I'm not.
To be really great and interesting, you have to be a little crazy. I just don't think one comes without the other.
