Ashwin Sanghi Quotes

The piano has been drinking, not me.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

When the wine goes in, strange things come out.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

A man cannot make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine.

A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband.

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Drink moderately, for drunkeness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

Hide our ignorance as we will, an evening of wine soon reveals it.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

No brothers shall make, buy, sell, or use, as a beverage, any spirituous or Malt Liquors, Wine, or Cider.

I can go eight days without a drink—but who wants to be a camel.