Dennis Miller Quotes

A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.

I threw a big-ass party. It turned out a bit different from Perry's [in That's Ordinary World], but it was pretty nuts. It wasn't me that threw it though, my wife threw me a surprise party. So [unlike Selma Blair's character] she didn't forget.

When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton.

Parties are a cruel kind of fun.

One can never have too large a party.

A little party never killed nobody.

That's what life is all about: Let's have a party. Let's have it tonight.

We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on.

Is he having a party?" "Dorian is a sociable king. He likes keeping people around him, mostly so he can mock them.

and the whole forest would give itself up to jollification for weeks on end.

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

I havent partied since...last Friday!

A cocktail party is what you call it when you invite everyone you know to come over to your house at six p.m., put cigarettes out on your rug, and leave at eight to go somewhere more interesting for dinner without inviting you.

Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness.

'What is celebration?' Rather than dancing, rather than laughing, rather than loving, rather than enjoying this silence, the mind asks: 'What is celebration?'

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Everybody knows what celebration is. I have never come across a person who does not know what celebration is. Just rejoicing in your being, just rejoicing in this moment, this tremendous universe. You had not asked for it, you have simply been given a universe which is infinite and eternal. You have not asked and you have been given a consciousness which is eternal, which can become festive. If you allow it, it can make you the sanest, the most graceful, the most loving.

There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.

Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldn’t be more eager to have mine behind me. So there’s really no point.

My dad has never actually grounded me. He always tells my mom to do it. He tells her, "Miley was so bad today, you need to ground her.

People are like, 'Was it fun? Did you eat lots of cake?'

A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.

Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. I came home and you emerged from my furniture. You don't have to tell me how to feel. I don't need a hint.