Honore de Balzac Quotes

And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period.

I have a second dog, too, mainly for security.

There is one type of ideal woman very seldom described in poetry - the old maid, the woman whom sorrow or misfortune prevents from fulfilling her natural destiny.

No sensible person ever opens the door of his house without knowing who is knocking.

As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house.

A thousand enemies outside the house are better than one within. Arab proverb

The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and a Goodyear blimp.

You'll never call him Fifi again.

It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him.

You never want an Australian with his back against the wall. You put any 12 blokes together and you'll get a job done. Whether it's getting a bogged four-wheel-drive off the beach or standing in front of a cricket wicket and making sure we're in a dominant position. It's the same dog, different leg action, so to speak.

It's hard to want to let somebody into your house.

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!

When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

The first animals to be successfully domesticated were dogs, which were a big help because they would bark all night and fetch thrown sticks, thereby freeing humans from having to perform these tedious yet vital tasks.

Famous designers think nothing of putting their names on your clothing, but would have the servants set the dogs on you if you ever tried to put your name on their clothing.

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.

Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.

We spend a lot of time trying to keep all that stuff very private. In this day in age, it's impossible. It's out in the ether and people send stuff to my house all the time. People show up at my house sometimes.

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.

Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.

Get away from my house. What do you want?

I do not hope somebody breaks in. However, if they did, I pity them. I pity the fool that breaks into my house.