I have a dog. It's an English mastiff called Dolly. Her middle name is Poppy.
There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.
My Rottweiler really don't talk much. He just bites.
I have a second dog, too, mainly for security.
The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and a Goodyear blimp.
I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.
If you come on my property, I've got you from the second that you enter on. There's little lasers... my TVs come on in my room and fall just right on you. So, there's no way to sneak up on me. And I've got a loud dog.
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period.
When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.
We were looking for a 'good shepherd', and instead we got a German shepherd.
When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler.
If the watchdog doesn't bark, how do you know there's a burglar in the basement? And the press is supposed to be a watchdog.
Desmo is my guard dog, but he has a sweet side, too. Nothing entertains him (or me) more than when I blow bubbles and he can chase them.
When thieves come, I bark; when gallants, I am still - So perform both my master's and mistress's will.
Yume is a no-nonsense dog. There are many people here, with camcorders running, lights shining and cameras clicking. She is being a guard dog.
Rottweilers are really protective. They always want to be around you, and they are really cuddly. They are good around family.
