Mitch Hedberg Quotes


When it comes to racism, you hear people say, "I don't care if people are white, black, purple or green." Hold on, now, purple or green? Come on now, you gotta draw the line somewhere.


Citations

Hedberg, Mitch. Strategic Grill Locations. Comedy Central Records, 2003.

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Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
  • Born: February 24, 1968
  • Died: March 29, 2005
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.