Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes

I like to go for a little drive up the California coast.

I drive a VW California. It's a camper van based on the transporter body. It drives like a car, but you press a button and you're camping. I take it on tour with me.

I've been touring through Texas since I was 15, on my first tour ever.

Whenever I have an opportunity, I catch a train and go to Wales and hire a car and drive around.

We toured the U.S. and Canada for two years, which was a lot of fun. It was very much a do-it-yourself, punk-rock ethic of booking your own shows, sometimes sleeping on the floor of the club you had played or meeting folks that would take you in, or sleeping on the side of the road or at rest stops in the car.

Most of my read on America is through looking through the front windshield of a bus and hanging out with country music fans backstage.

I enjoy everywhere I'm booked to go.

My dad planned a road trip every summer, so we always did the road trip. We did the Eastern Seaboard and learned about the history of the United States.

Touring is really hard because you're gone for three months at a time.

Touring is the best invention of all time, so if I have to suffer a little bit of payback for having all this fun, then so be it.

I travel quite a bit.

I travel pretty regularly throughout the football season with Arsenal and England, but we don't really get to explore. In the summer months, I get about four or five weeks off, and then I'll jet away to either the south of France, Dubai, or Italy.

As a comedian, you see all parts of the country because you play there.

I will travel a lot after my career.

I travel pretty much every weekend of the summer. And then during the winter, I still do appearances and a couple contests here and there.

Living on the road can make you feel quite displaced. Cooking a meal on the tour bus for everyone makes it home.

When I finish a movie, I get in my camper and drive around the country.

If I had to choose and had one week's holiday, I stay at home. But if I am at home and have nothing to do and have a choice, then I go rallying.

I like touring. It's like a school trip.

'Girls Go Wild' was born out of a Joshua Tree excursion with some close friends after coming home from a long bit of touring.

I'm not averse to a bit of travel.

I like looking for things on tour.

I often end up travelling in my Jeep for long distance road trips.

I hate to travel.

I'm based in San Francisco, although I don't usually stay long in one place because we are always moving, we are always on the road. So most of the time, we stay in hotels.