Steven Wright Quotes
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'
Wright, Steven. I Have a Pony. Warner Bros. Records, 1985.
Canada’s immigration policies have tended to be more liberal than those of the United States.
This view is particularly ironic in that Italian immigrants to the U. S. have historically been unfairly associated with organized crime in Italy and America.
Reagan was the first President to admit that America was not in control of its own borders.
The illegal alien problem had vexed Republican and Democratic Administrations for over 50 years and is one of the most complicated of all the problems facing the nation. She offered the voters a simple solution.
Steven Alexander Wright is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.