Dave Barry Quotes

I have two dogs, Lottie and Charlie.

The first book was called 'Oh My Dog,' and it's kind of a whole huge resource book on when you go adopt a dog to the dog's final days.

I think I had about 14 dogs in my house at one point.

Dogs are dogs, you sometimes think that they are not but they are. And they always are here there and everywhere.

I got dogs. I'm a dog guy.

I have two mini dachshunds, Lola and Charlie.

I like dogs Big dogs Little dogs Fat dogs Doggy dogs Old dogs Puppy dogs I like dogs A dog that is barking over the hill A dog that is dreaming very still A dog that is running wherever he will I like dogs.

Get a good dog. We have not picked up food in the kitchen in 15 years.

I like dogs. They give Mister something to snack on.

Who let the dogs out? Who, who.

I love dogs. I have a Golden Doodle and an Alaskan Klee Kai.

A Jack Russell terrier? My god. He'll burn you up. They never stop. A German shepherd, you can only go so many miles.

My dogs are family dogs.

So I consider myself a dog person. Kind of. Had dogs when I was a kid, but my parents would never have dreamed of having them in the house.

There is no country that may … compare with ours in number, excellency, and diversity of dogs.

I've got two dogs; they're Boston terriers, and they're allowed everywhere.

I love pets, especially dogs.

Earnest is our dog. She senses instantly that something is wrong, and guided by that timeless and unerring nurturing instinct that all female dogs have, she tries to lick my ears off.

It is not an easy thing to inflate a dog.

I saw a great Newfoundland dog the other day sitting in front of a mirror at the entrance to a shop in Regent's Circus, and examining himself with an amount of smug satisfaction that I have never seen equaled elsewhere outside a vestry meeting.

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.

Mousse was a Labrador retriever, which is a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely from synthetic materials. This is the kind of dog that, if it takes an interest in your personal regions (which of course it does) you cannot fend it off with a blowtorch.

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!