Joaquin Phoenix Quotes

Someone once asked, 'What's your best pickup line?' I said, 'My best pickup line is, 'Hi, my name is Hugh Hefner.'

I'm not really a line type of guy. I mean, pick-up lines work for some guys. You gotta really sell that thing hard. I did try one pick-up line, and it failed miserably. I thought it was really funny, but the girl didn't find it very funny.

My best pick-up line is "My name is Hugh Hefner."

Women respond to comfort and a sense of humor. I was always able to make them laugh, so that helps a lot.

The basic equation that mystified me as a young man was looking at guys who could actually get girls. I was always amazed, because they never seemed to care. I was like, 'How do they do that?'

Confidence and a good sense of humor can usually win a chick over.

There were two things I used to do to seduce girls: jokes and music. Since I'm not a great pianist, jokes were my thing.

I don't do chat-up lines. Girls often tell me I'm cheeky. Being cheeky seems to work OK for me.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

I'm sure I've said some pretty bad pick-up lines.

I think sex appeal is something that's fun. But I'd guess any man with any conscious consideration or understanding of his own sex appeal is one of the least sexy men you might meet.

There are plenty of good-looking women out there. Go get them.

I wear men's cologne - it gets the fellas!

I'm pretty smart with boys. I know how to handle them and I know what to do around them.

I've never used chat-up lines; I don't have the gift of the gab.

I flirt all the time. I like men! I don't think we can do without them.

I like men who confidently flirt with women they have just met.

I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.

You don’t have to want to be in a relationship for a little bow-chicka-bow-wow.” Brittany looked at him slowly. “Did you really just say that?” “I did. And I owned it . Gonna make me a shirt that says that.

I'm William, but you can call me Sexy. Everyone does.

Pickup lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.

Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence; because if she doesn't have that, then she’s mine.

Man, I need to impress her, cause I'd like to undress her.

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down

I enjoyed your article, but I preferred my own.