Andy Richter Quotes

I'm pretty smart with boys. I know how to handle them and I know what to do around them.

You can't get girls if you can't speak to them.

To me, if you're trying to impress a girl, get a date, they're gonna like that more because you're a confident guy. That's what it comes down to.

I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.

When it comes to meeting and attracting women, many men are resigned and complacent. We figure some guys were born with that particular power and other guys weren't. I wasn't.

I've been told I'm really bad at flirting.

I like men who confidently flirt with women they have just met.

I haven't always been good at flirting, but I've learned that flirting is all about confidence. I don't think it's about being sexy at all; it's just about having enough confidence to walk up to somebody and have a conversation with them.

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.

Girls didn't really take much interest in me until I was about 14. But I knew how to talk to them very quickly. What I figured out - that my friends didn't - was you have to talk to women like you're not constantly trying to have sex with them. That seemed to work.

I'm currently single, so I want to have fun! As for what guys need to do to date out of their league, it's all about the swagger. If you have confidence, you can get pretty much any girl.

Now, we are still learning how to approach girls, you know, learning what to say, etc., because the practice we've had was with our other girl, the cello. If you noticed, it has the shape of a female.

There are plenty of good-looking women out there. Go get them.

I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me.

I wear men's cologne - it gets the fellas!

Attention gets you the opposite sex sometimes.

One of life's terrible truths is that women like guys who seem to know what they're doing.

I am a rubbish flirt.

Women respond to comfort and a sense of humor. I was always able to make them laugh, so that helps a lot.

Someone once asked, 'What's your best pickup line?' I said, 'My best pickup line is, 'Hi, my name is Hugh Hefner.'

I don't do chat-up lines. Girls often tell me I'm cheeky. Being cheeky seems to work OK for me.

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

Life is a matter of courtship and wooing, flirting and chatting.

I think sex appeal is something that's fun. But I'd guess any man with any conscious consideration or understanding of his own sex appeal is one of the least sexy men you might meet.

I found that if I offered to cook for a girl, my odds improved radically over simply asking a girl out. Through my efforts to attract the opposite sex, I found that not only did cooking work, but that it was actually fun.