Alton Brown Quotes

To me, if you're trying to impress a girl, get a date, they're gonna like that more because you're a confident guy. That's what it comes down to.

Life is a matter of courtship and wooing, flirting and chatting.

This is courtship all the world over - the man all tongue; the woman all ears.

Even the geekiest of guys could get the girl if he read every romance novel that came out in any given month.

A guy should always pursue the girl.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

I was born and bred to be a great flirt.

There is too little courtship in the world.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

Aren't people supposed to do movies so that they can get girls?

If you find someone attractive, you try to make them find you attractive. That is called seduction. And seduction is a bit ugly. You could say it's a bit ugly to use your charisma.

There are plenty of good-looking women out there. Go get them.

I don't think I've ever been chatted up, and I don't think I've ever chatted anyone up. The Fresh Prince has the best chat-up lines.

That's all it takes in life to win a woman over - a good gimmick.

Women do so much aesthetically to attract men that they sometimes overlook the simple things, like cooking.

I like men who confidently flirt with women they have just met.

Attention gets you the opposite sex sometimes.

Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's true in my life.

The basic equation that mystified me as a young man was looking at guys who could actually get girls. I was always amazed, because they never seemed to care. I was like, 'How do they do that?'

Bad boys do get the girls.

Games are the way we keep romance alive. They're based in human hardwiring. Playing hard-to-get or leaving a little to the imagination allows the woman to be wooed and appreciated and the man to be challenged and intrigued.

My tactic is to make eyes at someone.

To win a woman, take her with you to see Dracula.

At 14 I discovered girls. At that time dancing was the only way you could put your arm around the girl. Dancing was courtship.

I enjoy dating. I love first dates. I think they're incredibly fascinating studies in human psychology. When you sit down across from someone on a first date and things are going alright, you talk objectives. We want to win each other over, so how do you win someone over? You have to put the best foot forward.