Jerry Lewis Quotes

I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face.

When you get older, two things happen to you. You begin to lose your hearing, and I forget what the other one is.

It makes me look so old.

The neck starts to go at 43, and that's that.

At my age, you can go either fat or gaunt. I've gone gaunt.

I was sooo skinny.

'This Is England 2015.' That would be ace. We could have prosthetics to make us look really old.

I've had completely gray hair since, like, 30.

I wolf food down like you've never seen. For some reason, I have no self-control when it comes to the pace of eating.

It's hard to dance after a certain age. All those athletic things - like looking up at my kneecaps - they're just not there anymore.

I realized that I had an eating disorder in which I controlled myself to a point that I would not let myself enjoy what I wanted to eat or eat what I needed to eat, all to stay a certain size.

I ate cucumbers and saltines - not because I wanted to look a certain way, but because I was so sad my appetite disappeared.

It's difficult, and it's an incredibly fine balance between getting your weight right down and being anorexic.

I still have to stand on a box to post a letter.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

However, withered, I still feel myself to be exactly the same person I've always been. Hard to explain that to the young. we may look truly reptilian, but we're not a separate tribe.

Old married people look so much alike that they have the same number of hairs in their ears.

Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff

Age plays cruel tricks on the human face; all our repressed feelings become visible on the surface, where they harden like a mask.

[Richard Avedon's] camera dwells on the horrible things that age can do to people's faces - on the flabby flesh, the slack skin, the ugly growths, the puffy eyes, the knotted necks, the aimless wrinkles, the fearful and anxious set of the mouth, the marks left by sickness, madness, alcoholism, and irreversible disappointment.

Old age spiritualizes people naturally

Eating is sex for old people.

The passions of youth are not more dangerous to health than is the lukewarmness of old age.

Religion often gets credit for curing rascals when old age is the real medicine.

What makes me feel old is having no hair on the top of my head.