Albert Camus Quotes

All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.

What makes me feel old is having no hair on the top of my head.

What I tell a girl is, your six-pack hot boyfriend right now, in six years, will be balding and maybe have a paunch. But I make you laugh every five minutes today, and I'll make you laugh 20 years from now; that's not going to go away.

I'm about to turn 60, and most of my memories reside in the brain of my wife.

When you are young, do not get involved in steady dating. When you reach an age where you think of marriage, then is the time to become so involved.

When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.

The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife.

Being in the latter stages of life means the morning is unkind to the reflection. It takes a few hours for the creases to fall out. By about 4 P.M., I look quite nice.

What does old look like? Sometimes I am wrinkled, sometimes not.

It makes me look so old.

At my age, you can go either fat or gaunt. I've gone gaunt.

My wife is very fit and looking younger every day, whereas I'm looking older day by day.

John Travolta is getting old, despite what his hair is trying to tell us.

I pride myself on my personilty and not my looks because one day, I will be old and crusty with a moustache, and someone is going to love me for my personality and not looks. So whoever is going to marry me is going to laugh till he dies.

The bride, white of hair, is stooped over her cane Her faltering footsteps need guiding. While down the church aisle, with wan toothless smile, The groom in a wheelchair comes riding. And who is this elderly couple you ask? You'll find, when you've closely explored it, That here is that rare, most conservative pair, Who waited 'til they could afford it.

People often say that when couples are married for a long time, they start to look alike. I don't believe that. But I do believe their sentences start to look alike.

When I get older losing my hair many years from now. Will you still be sending me a Valentine. Birthday greetings, bottle of wine? If I'd been out till quarter to three would you lock the door? Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm sixty-four?

Monogamy, monotony. There's only a couple of letters...

No, there are three people in a marriage, there's the woman, there's the man, and there's what I call the third person, the most important, the person who is composed of the man and woman together.

Oh just wait. It takes a lot of time, that's all...You'll have come to a certain kind of appreciation that moves beyond all the definitions of love you've ever had. A certain richness happens only later in life. I guess its' a kind of mellowing. p 80 talking about marriage and husbands

Why does the blind man's wife paint herself.

Father Time is the make-up man responsible for the physical changes that determine the parts the average actor is to play.

Perhaps we can come here together someday. By the way, you're a month older than the last time I saw you. Are you still too young to marry.

My night out would be with my husband, wherever he chose to take me.