Richard Matheson Quotes

For every kind of vampire, there is a kind of cross

But it's daylight," she said at last. "Vampires can't go out in the sun, everyone knows that!" Bones chuckled. "Right And we shrink back from crosses, can't travel over water, and always get staked in the end by the righteous slayer. Really, who'd be afraid of a creature like that? All you'd need is a Bible, a tanning bed, and some holy water to send us shivering to our dooms.

An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight.

I don't like vampires personally. I don't know any.

What's next? If there are vampires in there, they probably drink artificial blood plasma substitute.

He also deeply distrusts vampires, as you had guessed yourself,” Bones added. “Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of ‘how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck’ to make me want to stake myself.

Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.

Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?

If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock.

I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.

There are vampires and vampires, and not all of them suck blood.

You know, what's popular? Okay, vampires are very popular. Let me make my vampire movie. I'm not saying you can't make a vampire movie. But if you're going to do one do something crazy. I mean don't just get a bunch of, like I said, models and make them into vampires so you'll get an audience. You know maybe get some ugly vampires for a change.

Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

Crosses?" "Definitely" "Why?" "Because they're evil, soulless, bloodsucking fiends?" "So was my sixth-grade gym teacher, but he wasn't afraid of a cross.

My ideas about vampires may by romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul.

I'm a big fan of the older vampire movies.

Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!

In the 1970s vampires were pretty boring. The scariest vampire was Count Chocula. One bite of Count Chocula and you were cursed with Type 2 diabetes.

You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.

Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...

I know who and what I am. I am the Executioner, and I don't date vampires. I kill them.

This is a spiritual war. And the Father of Lies has his sights on what you would think the Father of Lies would have his sights on: a good, decent, powerful, influential country - the United States of America. If you were Satan, who would you attack in this day and age?

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.