P. C. Cast Quotes

I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans.

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

I'm afraid they've left their legs at home.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

I was diagnosed as mentally retarded as late as the fourth grade.

I don't really like using ridicule as a form of humor.

I am often the brunt of my own humor.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

So I guess your wooden leg makes you a table.

It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you.

I'm the easiest person to make fun of.

Nobody likes me,” he concluded at the tail end of a ten-minute pity fest. “Can’t imagine why,” Quinn murmured. I turned my snort of laughter into a fake cough, which was an embarrassingly feeble attempt at subterfuge when you consider the fact that I didn’t have any lungs.

You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall. "Love you, too, jackass!

Goodness gracious me,” exclaimed Alexia, “what are you wearing? It looks like the unfortunate progeny of an illicit union between a pair of binoculars and some opera glasses. What on earth are they called, binocticals, spectaculars?” The earl snorted his amusement and then tried to pretend he hadn't. “How about glassicals?” he suggested, apparently unable to resist a contribution.

Sirius looked slightly disconcerted for a moment, then said, "I'll look for him later, I expect I'll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother's old bloomers or something... Of course, he might have crawled into the airing cupboard and died... But I mustn't get my hopes up.

The Doctor: It's my nose; it has special powers. Nancy: Yeah? That why it's so...? The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. Do your ears have special powers too?

Anybody that makes fun of me, I'm like, 'Yeah, and then I got touched by Hugh Jackman'

I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.

If I were blind, I'd wear a blindfold all the time.

Bill, don’t look at me — I’m ’ideous.

I like sarcasm. I like snark.

Nonetheless, I can't help but be flattered that you noticed the latest addition to my collection," he said. She rolled her eyes. "Because personal injuries are such a dignified thing to collect." "Are all governesses so sarcastic?

You look disappointed to see me, Zach," Macey teased. "Don't you like my jacket?