Ron Atkinson Quotes

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

You can make fun of everything.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

Laughable

So I guess your wooden leg makes you a table.

I love winding up Geoffrey Boycott.

Comedy is based partly on mean-spiritedness.

That's what I love about 'MADtv': If you exist, if you breathe, we will take you down.

I love The Onion videos, those are amazing.

Have I missed a national holiday? There must be celebrations in the streets for you to be home at this hour of the day." "I'm calling it Summerset Goes Mute Day. The city's gone mad with joy.

I heard a guy tell me he liked cherries. I waited to hear if he was going to say "tomatoes", then I realized he like cherries just. That joke is ridiculous.

But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either.

Humor is probably the most significant characteristics of the human mind. Far more significant than reason. In fact, reason is actually a very cheap commodity.

I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.

Everything is ironic to me. There are moments I find hysterical, but I'm probably the only one who would find that, except for a few people.

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

No subject is unsuitable for comedy.

I don't mean to be funny.

A laugh is a terrible weapon.

Jokes are grievances.