Kenny Chesney Quotes

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.

Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.

Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

While I can't walk on water, I can certainly wobble on whisky.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

No brothers shall make, buy, sell, or use, as a beverage, any spirituous or Malt Liquors, Wine, or Cider.

... the sin of drunkenness which is the root of all sins.

When the wine goes in, strange things come out.

A single glass of champagne imparts a feeling of exhilaration. The nerves are braced: the imagination is agreeably stirred; the wits become more nimble. A bottle produces the opposite effect.

A bird of Unmindfulness flutters o'er ale feasts

I like whiskey and I like vodka, too. And beer.

I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.

I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

It would be pleasant to be drunk.

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.