Al Yankovic Quotes

You're dumber than you think I think you are.

... condescending SOBs

It's very insulting when you're in charge and someone is talking down to you.

How low am I, thou painted maypole?

Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn't mean they're lowly.

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

Never be haughty to the humble, never be humble to the haughty.

And Max, I've put some scraps in a bowl for your dog," Mom said. "It's on the floor, by the back door." The flock and I went still. Uh-oh, I thought. Total stomped up to me, his glare accusing. "A bowl on the floor!" he seethed. "Why don't you just chain me to a stake in the yard and throw me a bone!

I sighed. "And what am I to you, Al?" "My maid," he said brightly. "Shall we do this?

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

You're so full of it, darlin'.

Since I got a divorce, I have been dating younger guys. But it's just because they're the ones that ask me out.

Man,--the aristocrat amongst the animals.

Molly blinked, then looked at Thomas and said, "Wait a minute.... We're his flunkies." "You, may be," Thomas said, sneering. "I'm his thug. I'm way higher than a flunky." "You are high if you think I'm taking any orders from you," Molly said tartly.

Well, I'm sure you'll find someone somewhere who'll have you.

You may have succeeded in shutting down the attack simulation, girl, but it was by luck alone, not skill. I would die of shock if you managed to do anything useful again for a long time" This is the Marcus that Tobias knows. The one who knows right where to hit to cause the most damage.

I mean, I think it's hard enough to find somebody you can stand for more than ten minutes, so, like, you shouldn't narrow your options.

No. Because it's so stupid no Dauntless with any sense would speak it, let alone think it. Pansycake. What are you, twelve?" "And a half," he says.

War will exist as long as there's a food chain.

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships

Do you suppose that it is within your power to insult me? You evidently are not aware to whom you are speaking? Do you imagine that the envenomed spittle of five hundred little gentlemen of your type, heaped one upon another, would succeed in slobbering so much as the tips of my august toes?

For a genius thief you really are a stupid girl aren't you?

We had enough quite enough snobbery in this world without exporting it to the hereafter.

I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain - get in my belly!

You display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a shorter time.