Jonathan Maberry Quotes

What is your name?" asked Lear. Caius," said Kent. And whence do you hail?" From Bonking, sire." Well, yes, lad, as do we all," said Lear, "but from what town?

I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is!

Excuse me, I said. I thought you were a trout stream. I'm not, she said.

Roarke: The bodies of the three men were found floating in the Chattahoochee River. Eve: I think it'd be embarrassing to be dead in the Hoochie-Coochie River. Roarke: Chattahoochee Eve: What's the difference? Roarke: Quite a bit, I'd think.

I think that certainty is a closed door, It's the end of the conversation. Doubt is an open door.

I wanted to laugh. Or maybe get mad. Or maybe shrug at how strange everyone was, especially me.

Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, something's not accurate?

Carlos, are we in complete understanding with each other?” “Yeah,” I say. “As long as it’s not in your house and you don’t know about it, you’re okay with us messin’ around.” “I know you’re joking with me. You are joking with me, aren’t you?” “Maybe.

how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.

Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.

"There's a door," he whispered. "Where does it go?" "It stays where it is, I think," said Rincewind.

With every step of our lives we enter into the middle of some story which we are certain to misunderstand.

Mine" he said. Adam's eyes narrowed. "I don't think so. She is mine." It would of been flattering,I thought,except that at least one of them was talking about dinner and I wasn't certain about the other.

A lack of communication leaves fear and doubt.

So when people ask me if there's another one, I say, "You know, I don't think so, but I don't know, and I kind of don't understand why."

I jerked to a stop at the door to my room. "What's wrong with my boots?" I said, thinking they were the only thing that I was going to keep on. Ah…the only thing from this outfit, not the only thing total.

And what exactly is a dream and what exactly is a joke?

I think that I feel an indignation when I don't understand something.

Obviously I was either onto something, or on something.

I think not knowing what to think of your paintings is a good place to be.

what would you call this haircut?" arthur.

The plan is not what you think.

Each of us assumes everyone else knows what HE is doing. They all assume we know what WE are doing. We don't...Nothing is going on and nobody knows what it is. Nobody is concealing anything except the fact that he does not understand anything anymore and wishes he could go home.