Mort Sahl Quotes

I don't Botox. I've never Botoxed.

I don't know why women do Botox. It doesn't make them look younger, it just makes them look like they had work done. You are not going to look the same as you did at 25.

I did have a go with Botox, but I couldn't move my eyebrows. I also, at one point, had that filler stuff injected, but I looked like a hamster with wodges of food in its cheeks, so I stopped that.

People say I look so happy - and I say, 'That's the Botox.'

I tried Botox once and I looked demented.

Instead of eating, I do Botox. I have about 1,100 pounds of Botox all over my body. It's a body Botox and if it ever cracks, I'm in trouble.

I'll never go down the Botox route. I swear to God, never, ever. I want to look like me… the only thing I've had done is my hair and the bags under my eyes taken away.

Personally, I don't like Botox or fillers because I think it drastically changes the shape of your face.

I have nothing against women who decide to have botox done.

Botox? I think it's fantastic and also horrible.

I have tried Botox, and I don't like it because it stops you being able to move your facial muscles which, as an actress, are essential. But I do have collagen injections.

I tried Botox once. Never again. It made my forehead freeze.

No one's ever told me I needed to get a facelift or anything.

'Snow White' is an old fairy tale, so obviously the idea of vanity and obsession with youth is long-standing. With today's science, people have become crazy with trying to move their face around. It's bizarre.

I've never had Botox. But I like people to imagine I have.

Thank God for Botox.

I've had Botox. It hurts a lot, but I like it.

I'll take my wrinkles. I don't like the Botox thing.

You can point any kind of laser at my face, but I don't think Botox is for me. I think it is bad. People who have too much, they look like their faces are full of candles - a shiny, shiny face.

I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that.

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

I've had Botox and all that - why not? There's no cream that gets rid of wrinkles; that's a load of rubbish in my eyes. But Botox does.

I'm not a fan of fillers at all. If you've gone 35 or 40 years without big lips, I don't think it's time to start plumping them up artificially.

I judge when I need a top-up of Botox by looking in the mirror to see if I can move more than half my forehead.

I certainly wouldn't have a facelift or a nip and tuck; that fills me with horror.