Kevin James Quotes

As long as there's pasta and Chinese food in the world, I'm okay.

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

I've never felt like I was in the cookie business. I've always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy. My job is to sell happiness. My job is to sell an experience.

It's easy to impress me. I don't need a fancy party to be happy. Just good friends, good food, and good laughs. I'm happy. I'm satisfied. I'm content.

Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.

If I can, I love staying in pajamas all day and watching movies and eating good food.

I can completely lose myself into just absolutely satisfying things - a really amazing cheeseburger, a pizza, good fries, a beer. I enjoy being comfortable and eating whatever the hell I like. It's a big thing for me, just having the freedom to be able to do that.

If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.

We all need to make time for a burger once in a while.

The smells of slow cooking spread around the house and impart a unique warmth matched only by the flavour of the food.

Food is a huge source of comfort for me.

I've prioritized taking care of my mind, having fun, and doing things that make me laugh. And eating well - as in, really good food, like steak or pasta or fresh vegetables or an amazing dessert. You know, 'treat yo'self.'

Would I like to have a red velvet cupcake with cream cheese frosting? Yeah, I would.

I love a dinner, but I love a night in.

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.

I'm not saying I don't enjoy the days that I'm not eating chocolate cake. But I do particularly like those days when I am eating chocolate cake.

What makes me happy is just curling up in with my mom in her bed and watching a marathon of 'CSI' and 'Grey's Anatomy' episodes with pints of ice cream.

Even a small amount of dark chocolate can be exquisitely satisfying if you meditate on it.

Yeah, nothing feels better than knowing that I can put a guitar in my hands at any time and rip - even when I'm taking a crap!

I like to be home on a Friday night. I don't go out. I don't go to clubs. It's not my thing. I sit at home with my glass of wine and watch hours of reality TV.

For me, personally, I love delicious food when I'm stressed.

I love ramyun so much.

I love ice cream.

I can't even cook an egg. The only thing I can do well is baking bread. I love it and find it incredibly therapeutic.