W. Somerset Maugham Quotes

Soon they were all sitting on the rocky ledge, which was still warm, watching the sun go down into the lake. It was the most beautiful evening, with the lake as blue as a cornflower and the sky flecked with rosy clouds. They held their hard-boiled eggs in one hand and a piece of bread and butter in the other, munching happily. There was a dish of salt for everyone to dip their eggs into. ‘I don’t know why, but the meals we have on picnics always taste so much nicer than the ones we have indoors,’ said George.

My idea of a good night out is staying in.

Nothing's better than a picnic.

I'm kind of a homebody. I like to sit at home and watch movies and eat good food.

I like being at home and cooking.

I might put a nicer pair of heels on and a cooler outfit, but I'm still that naughty girl who likes a slice of cheesecake on my day off.

I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.

I can completely lose myself into just absolutely satisfying things - a really amazing cheeseburger, a pizza, good fries, a beer. I enjoy being comfortable and eating whatever the hell I like. It's a big thing for me, just having the freedom to be able to do that.

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl.

A bath and a tenderloin steak. Those are the high points of a man's life.

If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.

My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.

We all need to make time for a burger once in a while.

Don't expect too much from yourself. What I like to do when I have a day off is make various cookie doughs and freeze them. Then I always have that on hand if I need it.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

My ideal summer day was reading on the porch.

No phone, a movie, a glass of wine, and some salad. Perfect!

I'm not opposed to a fancy meal, but I'll take a picnic any day... food and nature? Sign me up.

I find that cooking is relaxing and makes me feel at home.

Paradise for me, at this point, would probably be tacos, video games, and my lady. Just hanging out and eating tacos and not getting big.

Sandwich outdoors isn’t a sandwich anymore. Tastes different than indoors, notice? Got more spice. Tastes like mint and pinesap. Does wonders for the appetite.

I often paint tranquility. If you stop thinking and rest, then a little happiness comes into your mind. At perfect rest you are comfortable.

Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music played out of doors by somebody I do not know.

If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day.

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.