Whitney Cummings Quotes


There was a time in L.A. when I drove to 7-Eleven to go grocery shopping, and I locked my keys in my car, which wasn't insured. My wallet was in there, and I couldn't call AAA, because I only had $7 in my bank account. It was one of those moments where I was like, 'O.K., I literally have nothing right now.'


Citations

Cummings, Whitney. Interview by Dave Itzkoff. "Two Shows, One Comic, Zero Free Time." The New York Times, 2 Sept. 2011.

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Whitney Cummings
Whitney Cummings
  • Born: September 4, 1982
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Whitney Ann Cummings is an American stand-up comedian, actress, filmmaker, and podcaster. Her credits include one comedy album, four stand-up specials, three Comedy Central Roasts, and numerous television series in which she has served various roles including producer, director, showrunner, and actress.