Crescent Dragonwagon Quotes

Flatulence peaks twice a day... five hours after lunch and five hours after dinner.

Finally, as the digestive canal is a complex system, a series of separate chemical laboratories, I cut the connections between them in order to investigate the course of phenomena in each particular laboratory; thus I resolved the digestive canal into several separate parts.

I can make the best fart noises. I can make, like, 10 different sounds at different levels.

The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!

The gastric laboratory uses its protein ferment under an acid reaction.

If fruit juices or sugar solutions are left to stand in the open air, they show after a few days the processes which are covered by the name of fermentation phenomena.

The way yogurt works is you take the old yogurt culture and you put it in milk. You have to put enough of the old culture in, and then that old culture will convert the milk into yogurt.

The digestive canal represents a tube passing through the entire organism and communicating with the external world, i.e. as it were the external surface of the body, but turned inwards and thus hidden in the organism.

The physiologist who succeeds in penetrating deeper and deeper into the digestive canal becomes convinced that it consists of a number of chemical laboratories equipped with various mechanical devices.

Antioxidants have a good effect on certain forms of Crohn's disease.

I have examined the stomach contents of seven aardvarks.

The state of the health of the individual is equivalent to the state to the health of the colon.

In the course of the 1920s and 1930s, great progress was made in the study of the intermediary reactions by which sugar is anaerobically fermented to lactic acid or to ethanol and carbon dioxide.

I'm a big fan of the digestive system.

As was to be expected, the discovery of the nervous apparatus of the salivary glands immediately impelled physiologists to seek a similar apparatus in other glands lying deeper in the digestive canal.

One bit of advice someone gave me - which I haven't yet tried - is that if you go to an area where you might pick up a tummy bug, you should seek out the local probiotic yogurt. Eating it will introduce you to the local gut flora, apparently.

Shall I refuse my dinner because I do not fully understand the process of digestion?

Why beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making.

I've been amazed to learn all of the links between microbial health and our general health. This all started by trying to understand fermentation. The fermentation outside your body, and its relation to the fermentation inside your body. The key to health is fermentation, it turns out.

If your body produces more blood glucose than the muscle needs, it gets converted into fat. So always choose low-GI carbs like green vegetables and low-GI rice like basmati.

By fermenting tiny single-cell organisms we will be able to synthesise all manner of foodstuffs in the future, everything from pasta to eggs, fish and meat. Small tweaks in the process will enable production of different proteins used to replicate food we already eat.

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff

Digestion is one of the most delicately balanced of all human and perhaps angelic functions.

A good digestion turneth all to health.