W. C. Fields Quotes
There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
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William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler, and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist who remained a sympathetic character despite his supposed contempt for children and dogs.