Dave Barry Quotes


The Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United States in complex, puke-inducing holding patterns.


Citations

Barry, Dave. Dave Barry's Greatest Hits. Crown Publishers, 1988, p. 74.

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Dave Barry
Dave Barry
  • Born: July 3, 1947
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Humorist

David McAlister Barry is an American author and columnist who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comic novels. Barry's honors include the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary (1988) and the Walter Cronkite Award for Excellence in Journalism (2005).