Billy Graham Quotes

I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

All my life, I've been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I've come is a bogey.

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

It seems like every time you come up something happens to bring you back down.

I've made more mistakes than anyone I know. Sometimes I learned something, and sometimes I just find myself doing it again. It makes me mad when I wasn't smart enough to learn the first time. You just think it's going to be different the next time, and it's not, as it turns out.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

As soon as he hit it, I thought I had it. But I lost it when it went into the lights. I did my best.

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

I'd just like to be good at sports. I'm extremely competitive with absolutely nothing to back it up.

Losing is not fun. It's terrible to lose. But in order to have fun winning, you have to go thouigh some pain of losing.

I feel like I've improved at everything I've done every single year - except golf. Golf, I've managed to stay exactly the same.

You go out on the practice range, and something kind of clicks, and you start hitting the ball very crisply. And you're sure that you've found it, the holy grail - that all you have to do is hold your hand in a certain way. Then you go out on the golf course, and it's completely disappeared.

Too often in this world, the things you root for - whether sports teams or spouses to recover from horrible diseases - don't quite pan out.

Not being in the playoffs is frustrating.

There's a lot of disappointment when you lose a playoff game.

On a real course, I'd probably want to throw my club in the water if I hit a duff shot. I'll give golf a miss - it's definitely not my sport.

Every game that you lose it hurts, but especially when you lead 2-1, and you lose 4-2.

No matter how well or how bad you play, when you have a chance of winning and you come up a little bit too short, it obviously hits you a little bit. It stinks.

Sometimes when you miss out on points, it is a pity, it is a shame, because we tried to do everything in the game.

Prayer never works for me on the golf course. That may have something to do with my being a terrible putter.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

How my achievements mock me!

Golf always makes me so damned angry.

Beautiful loser, where you gonna fall? When you realize, you just can't have it all.