Golfing Frustration Quotes

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

I'm terrible at golf, but I love the game with a passion.

The less said about the putter the better. Here is an instrument of torture, designed by Tantalus and forged in the devil's own smithy.

Prayer never works for me on the golf course. That may have something to do with my being a terrible putter.

I'm a horrendous golfer, though I do enjoy it.

A 3-foot putt can be more nerve-racking than a 9-foot putt because a 3-foot putt you should be getting in. A 9-footer, there's a chance it won't go in.

I play golf - even though I'm awful at it.

When you come off that last hole and you've just finished a good round of golf, life is good. When you come off that last hole and you messed it up through four or five holes and just played a lousy round of golf, it's just not a very good day. It just isn't.

I can't stand golfing, I'm not a golfer. Can't do five hours of chasing a ball around a field.